imessageworld:

anjamoon:

staininyourbrain:

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

I am fucking dying

Jesus Christ

(via sabrinanelliejuarez)

I romanticized you


to the point where


the knives you
 pressed

into my skin


began to look

like
 Cupid’s arrows.

(Source: acupofkeen, via rapunzelie)

the-spirit-evolution:

We all Know Evan Peters as American Horror story Lobster Boy:

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Tate:

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and Kyle:

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 BUT

Some of us also remember him as this dork from Phil of the future.

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Never forget Seth Wosner.


OMG WHAT

(via thelifeofdavideverett)

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

(Source: memewhore, via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via tearlessrain)

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via sextnoise)

wanttobutdontknowhow:

Having a mental disorder makes you see the world in a different way

You notice things normal people don’t

Like the faint scars on people’s arms

The emptiness in their eyes

The way they smile with their mouths but not with their eyes

The anxiousness they feel when having to eat in front of others

Just little things most would look over

but you notice

Because they’re just like you

the truth hurts

(via shmowgs)

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras, via allteensrelate)

Am I the only one that thinks identical twins are fascinating?

headphonepoe:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

Oh my god it took me a sec. It took me a sec but I get it now.

(via naturalcomedian)

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

(Source: ultrafacts, via solarcrashx)

princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

(via hopeandheir)

Me when I play video games

Me: Fucking die already
Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
Me: Oh shit hottie alert
Me: Move bitch, get out the way
Me: *high pitched screaming*
Me: Load already
Me: uNACCEPTABLE
Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
Me: *turns off console*
Me:
Me: *turns console back on*
Me: God fucking dammit.