You know your life is pathetic when you start sexting with cleverbot out of boredom

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via tavrisprite)

kids-porn:

fxrted:

oh-wow-totally-lovely:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

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what the fuck is that

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what the fuck is that



WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY IS THAT

What the fuck

Que putas es eso

kids-porn:

fxrted:

oh-wow-totally-lovely:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY IS THAT

What the fuck

Que putas es eso

(Source: thelolgifs)

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

(via orgasm)

clumsyycardhouse:

Kristen Stewart us the cutest

(Source: kristenforthewin)

partymanyeah:

the feelings when you about to make cums

partymanyeah:

the feelings when you about to make cums

secretyaoidom:

ultrafacts:

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Proof that sometimes even wild animals are nicer than some people

secretyaoidom:

ultrafacts:

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Proof that sometimes even wild animals are nicer than some people

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain, via d0nn0)

improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

(via humorking)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via aphroditea)

Commonwealth Games 2014 || Claudia Fragapane qualifies to AA Finals in 1st place with 56.740

(Source: hope-strongerthanfear, via daddysdirtyblonde)